Wednesday, May 6, 2015


Just when you thought it was safe....

If you didn't already know, go HERE. When I first heard the ILLFIGHTYOU mixtape, the only phrase that came to mind was: "Mayhem for mayhem's sake." So it continues.

I once witnessed a crowd of hipsters in Ballard become completely flummoxed as they were faced with the raw verbal onslaught of KHRIS P and UGLYFRANK. Maybe they were under the impression that all PNW Hip Hop sounds like Blue Scholars and Macklemore? Regardless, it was a beautiful thing to see all the rain boot, tight yellow tshirt, scarf wearing; PBR sipping, frenchie owning sensitive boys and girls either flee the scene, or attempt to dance awkwardly. Word to Larrry Mizell, PRO RELAXER, and the ILLFIGHTYOU Crew.

Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Close Your Eyes and Count to Fuck....the Video.

There is a powerful message here, and I'm not going to pretend I have anything to add, other than my support. The video is directed by AG Rojas, and his words regarding the work frame it up perfectly. So, put on your headphones, take a deep breath, close your eyes, and click this LINK.

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Whatever Happened To Kirby Puckett?

He died. Apparently my brother knew this. I did not. I wasn't a baseball kid, so I didn't give a shit. I was a basketball kid. I enjoyed watching Karl Malone brutalize people like Isaiah Thomas, and Mark Eaton. Great and terrible things were wrought in the Delta Center by The Mailman.

I also enjoyed skateboarding, masturbating furiously (while God wasn't watching, of course), and burning things. Above all, I loved Rap Music.

Fast forward to 2015 where I am mostly the same person, with less arson, more NFL than NBA, less skateboarding, more pussy, and quite possibly the same amount of masturbation (only now I use Dr. Bronner's magical peppermint soap in the shower sessions, and I don't worry about whether God is watching or not). I still live and breathe Hip Hop.

Apparently other people in the world, such as Canadians, knew about this band BADBADNOTGOOD. I did not. Therefore, like the Kirby Puckett thing, I did not know and/or give 2 watery whisky shits about it.

So now maybe there is an album called Sour Soul that they made with Ghostface, and I don't know if you know, but Ghostface Killah is a really wonderful rapper. Much like Tolkien he pretty much created an entire language one time. Maybe this album also has rappers like Danny Brown, who drinks and smokes and likes to eat pussy and will maybe one day die like a rock star. Also maybe a rapper from Detroit that is not Eminem and doesn't belong to Slum Village anymore. Maybe it also has a mysterious rapper named Doom who once made a song for the children which was called "Vats of Urine".

Maybe you should check it out for yourself.

Friday, February 27, 2015

Shit man, more drama?

In the latest video/track from Action Bronson, Mr. Wonderful himself asks the same question I recently presented to my ex-wife: WHY YOU THINK I'M OUT HERE ACTIN' CRAZY?

Well, except I was asking why she was on my porch acting crazy, but you get the idea.

This video makes me happy.