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Enjoy this week’s selections after the break. Or don’t. I don’t give a twit.
donwill i have an idea forming that is so utterly ridiculous there is NO way im not going to attempt to make it happen. its fucking GENIUS! about 13 hours ago via TweetDeckUmmm…OK. Do tell! No, seriously, whatchutalkinbout Donwillis?? See, this is one of the things that pisses me off about 140 characters...always left hangin'.
billythefridge I hear Four Loko is coming out with two new flavors: Tobacco and Racism. about 23 hours ago via webDid you know that the Devil could piss in flavors? Yeah, it’s called Four Loko.
TekSmokeeLah Fuck didn't even hear my damn phone ring cuz tht nigga Paul Williams was snoring onda mat so hard&loud frum tht right hand inda 2round! 8:44 PM Nov 20th via webI literally L O L’d at this one…never mind that it was a left. That punch…WOW!
MrEdLover 1 bowl of baboon saliva, 1 cup of Ciroc redberry and 2 pinches of Amber Rose booty sweat! #fourlokoingredients 5:48 PM Nov 20th via webSeriously…Devils. Piss.
JOHNCROWNTHEMC I bet girls who work at cinnabon get hit on all the time after work cause they smell delicious 10:54 AM Nov 20th via Twitter for AndroidButterscotch, yo.
SeanMandela i got the sharpest lyrics and toenails in the business. hands down! 2:14 PM Nov 20th via webSean P says some of the funniest shit on the daily. The above? Not the best, but I had to make sure he was included. Need more proof? See below:
druha This call was to figure out who knew more about Jewish heritage me or @AlanTheChemist RT @SeanMandela: druha gimme a call my Anglo 5:22 AM Nov 20th via TweetDeckNawmean?
druha & also my advice on if he should eat a 2nd weed brownie cause the 1st wasn't kicing in yet. RT @SeanMandela: @druha gimme a call my Anglo 5:24 AM Nov 20th via TweetDeck
COPYWRITE the snuggie. how'd we let that happen? 7:33 PM Nov 19th via webOr Justin Bieber, for that matter.
prophiphop @Vursatyl ummmmm am I the only one that's SUPER GEEKED to hear you're writing raps?! Nope! But even if I was... Whatever! Spit it vurs!!! 7:12 PM Nov 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to VursatylIf you don’t know Vursatyl…I feel sorry for your mother.
JonHope and now ....I. MUST. CLEAN. THE. BATHTUB. 6:26 PM Nov 19th via web#raplife
DJHyphen You ain't got no Kanyeeyore in your Serato?!?!?! http://twitpic.com/389xmy 12:33 PM Nov 19th via Twitter for iPhoneI imagine Hov as Pooh.
azizansari UPDATE: FUCKKKKK!!!! DANIEL DAY LEWIS!!?!!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? #DidntGethePartofAbeLincolninSpielbergsLincoln http://bit.ly/9XigsT 11:46 AM Nov 19th via webIf you can’t imagine Aziz saying the above, it won’t seem as funny. And you’re gay.
hexmurda DMX gets his jail ON. 11:41 AM Nov 19th via ÜberTwitter*sniffles* where my dogs at?
phontigallo Been really unmotivated lately. This is the point in my life's movie where a Black gospel singer moans in the background. 4:51 AM Nov 19th via Twitter for BlackBerry®…and Phonte looks off into the middle-distance.
And there you have it folks. Hope to make this a semi-regular thing here, but I don’t want to set any expectations. It’s better that way.
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