Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Thursday, November 25, 2010
*DEAD at sittin on the shitter reading whilst shooting a music video*
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
After all, they ARE both 4-letter words. For just a couple minutes I need ALL you A.D.D.-havin’ motherfuckers (and by all, I mean the 2 people that will read this) to follow me like I’m fucking Lady Gaga. No, not like I’m literally FUCKING Lady Gaga (gives new meaning to “PokerFace” doesn’t it?). Gross. Just pay attention like I’m Lady Gaga on Twitter. I’m givin’ ya pearls here.
I like 4-letter words, like hell, fuck, shit, cunt, damn, and oprah; but I have grown to hate the word “bl*g”.
Recently the wife was sitting in front of her laptop chuckling to herself. I peeked over her shoulder to make sure she wasn’t looking at midget-porn again. She wasn’t. It was much worse. It was a fucking bl*g. She has been following it for a while now, and I’m pretty sure every other married woman with an internet connection in America does as well. I will not mention it by name, so as not to start a “bl*g-beef” with the author. I’m pretty sure she would crush me with either her rapist wit, or her shiny new IPad complete with Juicy Couture case.
My point is that bl*gs are horseshit. Yes, including Hip-Hop bl*gs (not all of them, just some). Motive is the key here. Have you ever watched a “reality” TV show? Shame on you then. It’s pretty obvious that EVERYONE acts differently in front of a camera (when they are aware that a camera is present), except for taser victims. So, when someone that writes on a blog sits down with their fucking herbal tea, after jerking off to “Glee”
(again, gross), why do they write what they write? Because someone is reading it and will comment and be like, all, “I wish I could be you or be inside you, or maybe you could be inside me”, or maybe because they need a paycheck, or maybe they think they are smart and people actually give a shit about what they have to say. I really can’t analyze that too much, because I don’t read bl*gs very often.
Just stop being fake. Stop making shit in your life happen so it will be interesting to write about on your bl*g. Stop writing reviews because you are getting paid. Stop flip-flopping on your opinion based on what other people think. Stop putting ads on your bl*g for money. I'm gonna finish getting drunk and break some more of my shitty Ikea furniture. Peace.
P.S. I love Hip Hop.
Monday, November 22, 2010
If you haven’t seen a video from AYCE’s favorite local director, you’re not paying attention. Steve Gray (before he became big-time, and went all Stephan on us) just released his latest effort, and it’s just what we’ve come to expect: ILL. I didn’t know that Tilson (of Saturday Knights fame) was an official member of Head Like a Kite, but I’m certainly not complaining. Plus, I don’t really know shit about shit, so… Anyway, peep:
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Point is, while we all probably
Enjoy this week’s selections after the break. Or don’t. I don’t give a twit.
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
“Feed My Ego!” Seattle hip-hop artist Sol proclaims in his latest single, a satire about self-admiration in hip-hop. Perhaps ’s his surprise #1 ranking above the likes of Kanye West, Kings of Leon, & Deadmau5 on the popular music site Hype Machine last month has already gotten to Sol's head...I mean damn, he's even writing this press release in the 3rd person!So people, holler at Sol on the Twitter and continue to feed his ego.
Monday, November 1, 2010
Hi. My name is BrainSlice, and I.....well.....SUCK. The K-Os "Anchorman" Mixtape has been in my Inbox since AUGUST. I have been a little distracted, but a wise man once said to me: "Any excuse, no matter how valid, weakens your character and lowers your self-esteem."