Thursday, January 21, 2010

The Newest Testament

Hello, my name is BrainSlice, and I am a devoted servant of Hip Hop. I’ve knocked on your door today to offer you salvation. Do you know that Hip Hop has a plan for you? Hip Hop knows you, cares about you, and wants you to be happy. That’s why Hip Hop has given you a book written by a prophet named KRS-One. For a one-time payment of only $24.99, you can own the words of this man, who is a mouth-piece for Hip Hop.


In times of need, the words contained within will be a bridge over troubled water. You can get it here: The Word.

Thanks to Sage Francis for the heads up!


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