Wednesday, June 24, 2009

The. Beastie. Boys.

Like it or not motherfuckers, the Beastie Boys are some of theeee most influential pioneers of Hip Hop. When I was introduced to Hip Hop (at the tender age of 10) by a late night radio host named Dr. Demento, who played a song called "Fight For Your Right" by none other than Michael "Mike D" Diamond, Adam "MCA" Yauch, and Adam "Ad-Rock" Horovitz. I linked that shit up to Wikipedia just for all you ignorant-ass bitches out there. My world would never be the same. What was next? Run DMC, Fat Boys, Kool Herc, Afrika Bambaataa, Public Enemy, and Grandmaster Flash to name a few. Some old, some new, if you don't like it....fuck you. The following was transmitted to me via Electronic Mail by the B-BOYS this very day:

Ladies and Gentleman,

We, the band collectively known as Beastie Boys, are contacting you, in regards to our 5 point plan:

1. The reissue of "Ill Communication" is imminent.
2. A reissue of "Hello Nasty" is released on the 25th of August.
. A club show occurs in Chicago on the 6th of August.
. The new Beastie Boys feature length LP entitled "HOT SAUCE COMMITTEE PART 1" is unleashed on the 15th of September. (See below for track listing*)
5. The music industry is saved.

Onsale info:

Presale starts Tuesday, June 23rd at 10am Chicago time here:

Password: RAPPERS

Tickets go on sale to the public Friday, June 26th at 10am Chicago time via OR with a reduced service charge in-person at Site and Sound (2125 N. Milwaukee Ave.)

Ages 17+


1. Tadlock's Glasses
2. B-Boys In The Cut
3. Make Some Noise
4. Nonstop Disco Powerpack
5. OK
6. Too Many Rappers (featuring NAS)
7. Say It
8. The Bill Harper Collection
9. Don't Play No Game That I Can't Win (featuring Santigold)
10. Long Burn The Fire
11. Bundt Cake
12. Funky Donkey
13. Lee Majors Come Again
14. Multilateral Nuclear Disarmament
15. Pop Your Balloon
16. Crazy Ass Shit
17. Here's A Little Something For Ya

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