Saturday, November 22, 2008

End of the Year Award #2

With so many abundant and deserving people out there, it was hard to choose just one.  Especially in a year that saw the extra vinegary Lil' Wayne dropping lazy-ass line after lazy-ass line, not giving a shit about the art form; Rick Ross pretending that the folks at Adobe hated on his music career; Kanye consistently putting himself atop the history of hip-hop; and some clown named Seaclipse pretending that he has any significance at all in the game.  But there was one douche that stood out above the rest.  Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2008 Douche of the Year:


Yes, I realize the Vocoder is an inanimate object.  But because of this motherfucking "instrument", every single song on the radio has some Roger-Troutman-wannabe thinking he can sing. 

I can't lie, T-Pain might have been the better choice for the award,  but it's that damn piece of machinery that he uses that has led countless others to force-feed us some over-synthesized bullshit single, every time you turn around.  Every.  Fucking.  Time!

So fuck you Vocoder!  You truly are the douche of the year.  Congratulations!

MeFatHead_v2 AndyFatHead_v2 WillFatHead_v2

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